PANDEMIC IN UKRAINE

Category: Holy Crap Mr.Wulf updates his blog!

A major breakout of epidemic proportions has hit Ukraine. As of 2nd of November. With the exception of a small, light article in The New York Times the western media is giving this story ABSOLUTELY NO COVERAGE.

However Russians, Poles, Slovaks are all taking this seriously.

Here is a translated article from Pravda.

1500 dead, 80000 infected. The country is shut down with all public events canceled and the Ukrainian President making an appeal to the nation.

Apparently, the lungs of the victims 'melt' and fill with blood.
It sounds like the initial reports say that it is either Pneumonic Plague or worse some nasty interaction of N1H1 (Swine flu) with Pneumonic Plague.

Best advice at this time is to stay informed. Eat your vitamins D,C,E and avoid public places.

What is really concerning and to me, giving massive credibility is the fact that the Western media is TOTALLY silent about this. I would expect over this week as the independent media leaks into the Consensus reality we will start hearing about it.

I will be updating this post with news and references as I find out more

* Ukrainian TV news (make sure English captions are enabled). State of emergency declared. 11 of the 53 deaths had Swine Flu so the Virus that kills is NOT just Swine Flu.

* English Independent News Video

* Virus melts lungs with temperature of 55 degrees (Translation from russian)

* Hungarian official epidemic advisory, rates Ukraine breakout damage as 'large'

* Finally, MSM report Financial Times of London, in the best tradition of 'responsible reporting' the report is positively benign.
Also they still report it as H1N1 and not Pneumonic Plague.

* Another translation from a foreign news site.

HISTORY OF ISRAELI PALESTINIAN CONFLICT EXPLAINED

CATEGORY: Gift from Dog



A lot of people seem confused by the history of the Israeli/Palestinian conflict and what are its roots, especially the younger population.
To explain it properly takes around 1000 pages, here is an explanation in 3 panels.
Bonus points, using lolcat/intertoobes language so that the young ones can understand.

A STUDY IN DECEPTION - ONCE WERE FREE MEDIA

Category: Manufacturing consent

Widely reported in the media, one of the leaders of Hamas, a terrorist organisation has recently been killed in the Israeli Gaza operation. The following photographs show the same event from various points of view. Goebbels, one of the fathers of current mass media/perception management said once 'It is an absolute right of the state to supervise the formation of the public opinion'.

There is a saying, 'Those who love sausage, ought not to investigate how it is made.'. Paraphrasing, 'Those who believe in public opinion, ought not to investigate how it is made.'.


We start off with the generic stock photos, one from a video and one clearly a stock AFP photo. Very 'neutral' and 'objective' they show the man for who he clearly was. A passionate believer in his cause, an enemy of our western civilisation.
The Australian (Muroch) media captions the stock photo in quite a disgraceful way. Suprisingly inept and blunt it quotes "killed in '...his Gaza strip"Stronghold'. Naturally, we know that there are only evildoers in 'Strongholds'.

It is a well established fact that we, the peaceful people of the west live in 'Villages' and 'Houses'. The wild fantical evildoers live in 'Enemy compounds' and 'Strongholds'.
The usually more balanced BBC, has very little in reportage photos, in part because Israel is preventing western reporters entry into Gaza. The same photo at BBC has a very neutral caption.

The Jerusalem Post coverage of the same event similarly has a cookie cutter photo of a man clearly not of western persuasion. Beard and headcover befitting a barbarian.

Notably there is another photo underneath, of Israeli sappers dismantling a Palestinian missile ('You see, this is why we killed him').


CNN who is widely considered by many conservative USIANs to be a 'liberal' news source has the War Porn images of 'surgical strikes' where a column of smoke wafts from a distance. Clinical and precise, the democracy is once again defended.


When not obsessed by War Porn the US 'free media' coverage zooms in to show the actual target. The image is very tightly cropped so that we can not see the aftermath. Emergency workers (who NB in the US are just another arm of the security apparatus) are shown heroically fighting the smoke of the undefined target.

Then we get to the really outregously unacceptable media coverage.
The Belfast Telegraph shows sympathy for the brown skinned people unbefitting an objective representative of western free media. The terrorist stronghold can actually be identified as remnants of a residence in a residential neighbourhood.

Note the degree of damage the 'precision dropped' 1 ton (2000 pound) munition has caused to the house (leveled it) and the surrounding houses (blasted by the powerful explosion).


Two of the four Rayan childred killed in the same bombing that killed their father. This is what the Palestinians see daily.
This is what we, in the west will not see in our 'free' mass media.
(Source: on page 2)

The above sequence of reportage clearly demonstrates why we, in the west, believe it is perfectly fine to kill the brown skinned people. We are asked to believe one biased version and sold it as 'balanced' and the other as 'extremist'.

In closing, this is what our acting Prime Minister Julia Gillard said about the events documented above:
"While recognising Israel’s right to defend itself from such indiscriminate attacks, the Australian Government supports the United Nations Security Council’s call for an immediate halt to all violence.

The Australian Government also urges Israel, Hamas and other militant groups to make every effort to avoid causing further suffering to innocent civilians."

ISRAELIS ARE MORE GENEROUS THAN PALESTINIANS

Category: Gift from Dog

Contrary to all the anti-Semites out there protesting the alleged 'disproportionate use of power' against the Palestinians, I decided to put a positive spin on the latest defensive action by the Israelis.

MONKEY ON THE HORN

Cathedergory: Looking for work in all the wrong places

[Joyful dance tune wakes up some of my cow-orkers]

MONKEY: O'Hai Mr.Fierce, you have recently applied for the role of a Nuclear Scientist with us, is it ok to talk?

ME: Hai, one sec, let me wonder into the broom cupboard so I don't wake the retiries and retards here, they get angry and grimace at me if I wake them up from their 'before the go home time' nap (Working in Public Service atm)

MONKEY: I'm just going to pre-screen you for this role.

ME: Really? You? You barely sound out of your teens, maybe we should talk about who that bloke from 'Entourage' is dating, or what shampoo brand I'm using. No seriously, how the fuck you would be qualified? Oh thats right, 'Behavioural Interview Techniques'... ok do your worst.

MONKEY: So did you do Nuclear Scienticism before?

ME: Er... No, actually, you got me there, Its my hobby, applying for jobs I have no clue about, ruining my professional reputation and then trying to find a job in this shoe-box town. No wait, I'm just kidding.
Of course I did the fucking Nuclear Scienticism before, wait, by nuclear Scienticism do you mean what most people mean when they ask this question, the "Nookular Saintifism" or the actuall honest to god, there is only 3 blokes in this godforsaken hole of a provincial, arse end of planet pit town that would even be remotely able to count the quarks if Nuclear Science sat on your face and wiggled enthusiastically.

MONKEY: It's the other one...

ME: Ok, lucky for you have some notes there. You have absolutely no clue what the sounds coming out of your mouth mean. Do you?

MONKEY: I need to know how you actually have done Nuclear Science before.

ME: ...

ME: You want me to tell you how I did Nuclear Science?

MONKEY: Yes. Tell me, from the beginning.

ME: Ok... you know how the Ancient Greeks thought the world was composed of small indivisible particles called atoms? They were wrong, they are actually divisible, some of them iteratively into smaller and smaller particles, each having wacky properties. Presently we believe that the smallest parts are superstrings which have the interesting property of wafting in and out of our universe, cool eh? In fact, most are not particles as such, more like fields of probability but lets not split Higgs bosons [CHUCKLE CHUCKLE]...

MONKEY: On to the next question...

ME: Wait... I just started....[summarising 10 years of work into one sentence with the dreadful realisation that it does not matter an iota] ...AND THATS HOW I DEVELOPED A SELF SUSTAINING FUSION REACTION WITH JUST SOME MOUTHWASH AND MATCHES!

MONKEY: So... have you done any coal oven cleaning?

ME: But did not you say, 'Nuclear Science' before?

MONKEY: Coal oven cleaning.

ME: Sure, Ive cleaned fusion piles reducing the risk of radioactive contaminants entering the biosphere... organising transportation convoys to storage and disposal facilities (a.k.a. A third world country). Yeah sure, I CAN clean a mere coal oven... Fuck, if it's going to stave off starvation and keep the roof over my head, I WAS FUCKING BORN TO CLEAN OVENS! LOVE THEM THE BLACK FUCKERS! I ONCE MADE LOVE TO A COAL FUCKING OVEN TILL MY DICK TURNED PURPLE!!!! FUCK LOVE THE BITCHES! YEAH!
But I thought you said it was a Nuclear Science Jo...

MONKEY: Ok, thank you, we may contact you if you need more information.

ME: Oh God, NOW I remember, you're the firm I couldn't figure out before why of all the recruiter firms in town never gave me an interview. You employ all the cute, dumb ones in your Admin team, don't you? Hullo? Hullo?

Ah, well, fuck them, when my contract expires and I can't find another Nuclear Scientist position, I'm going to sell my body on the streets again.
Good pay, but my arse hurt all the time.

Five dolla sailor? Sukie Sukie?

Lol, I'm just kidding. I'll do what I did before I found my current scam.
Black market freelance organ transplant harvesting. Igor says he misses, me.
Apparently no one can supply healthy kidneys as quickly as I can.
That or I'll go into Politics... Nah... I do have SOME self respect.

P.S. Human resource recruiters will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Mark my words.

NEW EPHEMERAL CD ALBUM!

Category: Random brain fart

A new(old) meme that I have recently encountered resulted in this new Album, "Before he became Robin" by S.Y.Glazyev.



How this came to be?
1) Go to wikipedia.org and choose a random article, thats your 'group' name.
2) Select a random page and pick the last four words from the page for a title.
3) Go to flickr.com and select the third image from 'Explore, Last 7 days'.

Random pieces thrown randomly for a meaningless CD cover thats never was and never will be but for a random intersect flickering into a brief existence.
[PoP]

More albums here.

POVERTY OF A SOUND MIND.

Category: Since when idiots are a special needs group?

I wanted to call this post 'We are thirsty and Obama is the sand we drink!', since this is exactly the kind of 'Huh?' statement I have heard today, watching my favourite news show; 'The Daily Show with John Stewart'.
An altogether hilarious case of how royally fornicated-up todays 'mass media' has become when the my favourite comedy channel is the 'Fox News' and a comedy show, one of Americas most trusted news sources.
A epithet deserving lass in the McCain 'town hall' meeting mutual masturbation self help group (televised) said; 'We are thirsty and we all have to drink the sand that is Obama'. Apparently not as idiotic as it at first appears to be, though bastardised the enthusiastic moron brought into sharp focus something that has been weighing on what passes for my mind these days.

Since when are retards considered worthy of equal vote?
Apologies to those unfortunate souls who no fault of their own, the kink in the wrist of the deity rolling the dice have gotten the short end of the stick and gotten poked in the eye with its burnt end in the process. Sorry, I am truly sorry.
No, I mean the retards that chose to be dumb.

The cretins who laugh at the 'nerd' girl with glasses in school - who then proceeds to save their life as a medical health worker.

The imbeciles who chant USA USA USA (or insert another disposable mental mind drone device) as their armies destroy innocent lives in the pursuit of power and then act surprised when some shepherd who previously thought USA is the epicenter of cool blows himself up because his son was turned into sushi.

The dumbshits who accept everything they are told, unquestioningly, with no crosschecking of sources of facts and then free fall off the edge of economic cliff with all the other genetic test tube sheeple-lemmings mutants.

These were the people who the tribe left behind when the hunting got lean.
These were the people who got eaten by the saber toothed tiger.
These were the people who the Spartans used to throw off the cliff.
Christ almighty, show some compassion and before you know it, you are up to your armpits in hairless monkeys who instead of shit, fling mental farts at you!

You do more research choosing a expletive mobile expletive contract than you do choosing a president. Wait no! Its not like that at all!
You did your research you say!
The guy who is about to win the election, McCain is the right candidate.
No matter that he's an crap fighter jock with poor impulse control.
No matter that he's been mindfucked by an evil enemy in a war prison camp for 3 years.
No matter that he finished at the bottom of his class by his own words.
No matter that he's a lying prick
No matter that he cant use a computer (hello? 21st century?)

If this applicant was shooting for the all important job of uh... say an office clerk, he'd never make it to the interview.
Buy hey, its only the most important job in the world. Thats different!

It matters not.
Because he's white, retarded just like us and god darn gosh! He's certainly better than that Osama Hussain arab communist terrorist!


Only in a retard nation is this a 'Breaking News'

Speaking of retarded nation, Sarah Palin!
According to the actuariar tables there is a 1 in 3 chance that our new President to be, John McCain, a cancer survivor may not make it through his full term of presidency.


This means a woman with an IQ of 83 and who is already on the record saying that 'We may need to go to war with Russia' will have access to the nuclear launch codes.

Please, please how it is possible, that after 8 years of presidency by a man whose performance can most generously be assessed as fucking dismal, what with the global financial crisis and a lost war in Afghanistan and a lost war on terror. How can Americans elect a person that is most likely even more likely to cause an even greater disaster?

There is only one answer; Stupid, Stupid, Stupid people.
Yes, you have a right to an opinion, but if its a stupid opinion, I have a right to call you a fucking retard.

So lets set the bar so high that we can not fail!



Stupid, mean, selfish, greedy, scared little people... who are easily manipulated by smart rich people.

I have enormous respect for the US, though I have to admit I have been gravely disappointed over the last 8 years as the simians have been running the asylum.
If this hallucination team wins, as I expect, its time for a final solution, start gassing the stupid people or maybe open one gigantic big mall with no shops where they will all starve.

Or maybe, the simplest solution would be what is about to transpire.
Select two 'ordinary folk' and give them the nuclear launch codes.
KKTHXBAI!